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      • Men Just Can't Win
        03/20/08
        If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
        If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

        If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
        If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear en

      • What Women Really Mean
        03/13/08
        I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
        Without you in it.

        DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
        We haven't had a fight in a while.

        NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
        You cheap slob!

        I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
        I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

      • A Man's Advice To A Woman
        03/06/08
        Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'

        If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it.

        Don't tell anyone we can't afford a new car. Tell them we don't want one.
      • At His Side
        03/03/08
        A man was walking across the road with his wife when he was involved in an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be comatose for two days before he finally regained consciousness.

        When he opened his eyes, his wife was there beside him. He held her hands and said meaning

    • February