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      • About Men
        04/24/08
        Q. What did God say after creating Adam
        A. I must be able to do better than that.

        Q. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
        A. Put the remote control between his toes.

        Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
        A. A widow.

        Q.

      • What Men Are Like
        04/23/08
        Men are like pears.
        The older they get, the softer they get.

        Men are like the weather.
        Nothing can be done to change them.

        Men are like food processors.
        You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

        Men are like commercials.
        You can't

      • If Men Wrote The Rules
        04/04/08
        Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

        Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

        Rule # 3

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