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Men vs Women #2
05/23/08
Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man mar -
Men vs Women #1
05/23/08
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his -
It Is Better To Be A Woman
05/16/08
1. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
2. We can cry and get out of speeding tickets.
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
4. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
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About Men #2
05/11/08
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
Why a -
Genie
05/04/08
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.
The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes s
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