Men are like pears.
The older they get, the softer they get.

Men are like the weather.
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like food processors.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like department stores.
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.