1. Flowers fix everything.

2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.

3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

5. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

6. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

7. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.

8. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

9. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.

10. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.