Argument. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."

Blonde jokes. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe. Gotta get married in a church.

Childbirth. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."

Clothes dryer. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.